Had another blog just like this one only better. now I'm starting over again. So I'm a wee bit pissed. I'll fix this when I'm not pissed. Thank xoxo
The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen
Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.
the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory.
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
I visited Amsterdam recently and took a little TFIOS tour! I started at the library where John wrote some of the book and then went on a hunt to find the places in the book and got to meet another Nerdfighter in the process!
When I go to Amsterdam, I’ll be doing this.
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”
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